[verse]
C#m A E E B/D#
Heya Tom, it's Bob... from the office down the hall
C#m A B E/B B
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Adim7
Things have been OK for me
C#m C#m7/B F#7/A#
except that I'm a zombie now
B
I really wish you'd let us in
A E G#7 C#m (E)
Think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
A E G#7 C#m (E)
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
A
But here's an FYI:
Am
You're all gonna die screaming
[chorus]
E E B B A A B B
All we want to do is eat your brains
E E B B A
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
E E B B A A B B
All we want to do is eat your brains
C#m C#m G#m G#m A
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
A E F#m7
If you open up the doors
A E A B
We'll all come inside and eat your
E
brains
[verse]
C#m A E B/D#
I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
C#m A B E/B B
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Adim7
Maybe that's OK for now but
C#m C#m7/B F#7/A#
someday you'll be out of food and guns
B
And then you'll have to make the call
A E G#7 C#m (E)
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
A E G#7 C#m (E)
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
A
But Tom, that's what I do,
Am
and I plan on eating you slowly
[chorus]
E E B B A A B B
All we want to do is eat your brains
E E B B A
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
E E B B A A B B
All we want to do is eat your brains
C#m C#m G#m G#m A
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
A E F#m7
If you open up the doors
A E A B
We'll all come inside and eat your
E
brains
[bridge]
G Bdim7 F
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
Fm C
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
G Bdim7 Am
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
E
I guess I am
[solo]
E E | B B
A A | B B
E E | B B
A
E E | B B
A A | B B
C#m C#m | G#m G#m
A C#m
[verse]
C#m A E B/D#
I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
C#m A B E/B B
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Adim7
Meanwhile I'll report back to my
C#m C#m7/B F#7/A#
colleagues who were chewing on the doors
B
I guess we'll table this for now
A E G#7 C#m (E)
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
A E G#7 C#m (E)
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell
A
And we'll put this thing to bed
Am
When I bash your head open
[chorus]
E E B B A A B B
All we want to do is eat your brains
E E B B A
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes
E E B B A A B B
All we want to do is eat your brains
C#m C#m G#m G#m A
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
A E F#m7
If you open up the doors
A E A B
We'll all come inside and eat your
E Esus4 E
brains