A       A#      Adim7   Am      B       Bdim7   C       
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    ||OO    ||||    ||||    ||||    O|O|    ||||   
 O|||    |O||    O|O|    O|||    ||OO    |O|O    ||||   
 ||||    O|||    |O|O    ||||    |O||    ||||    |||O   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    O|||    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

C#m     C#m7    D#      E       Esus4   F       F#7     
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 OO||    OO||    |||O    O|||    ||||    ||O|    ||||   
 ||||    |||O    ||||    |||O    O||O    O|||    ||O|   
 ||||    ||||    |OO|    ||||    ||||    ||||    O|||   
 |||O    ||||    ||||    |O||    |O||    ||||    |O|O   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

F#m7    Fm      G       G#7     G#m     
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||||    O|O|    ||||    O|||    O|||   
 O|O|    ||||    |O|O    ||O|    |||O   
 ||||    |||O    ||O|    |O|O    |O||   
 |O|O    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||O|   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[verse]
C#m              A               E               E    B/D#
 Heya Tom, it's Bob... from the office down the hall
C#m               A                 B    E/B B
 Good to see you buddy, how've you been?

Adim7
 Things have been OK for me
 C#m              C#m7/B     F#7/A#
except that I'm a zombie now
                           B
I really wish you'd let us in

A                 E                G#7         C#m  (E)
Think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
  A                 E                G#7         C#m  (E)
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
    A
But here's an FYI:
Am
You're all gonna die screaming


[chorus]
E E    B B           A A             B B
All we want to do is eat your brains
            E E                  B B                     A
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

E E    B B           A A             B B
All we want to do is eat your brains
            C#m C#m         G#m G#m           A
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       A    E    F#m7
If you open up the doors
A         E      A        B
We'll all come inside and eat your
E
brains


[verse]
C#m               A                    E                     B/D#
 I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
C#m                        A               B    E/B B
 To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?

Adim7
 Maybe that's OK for now but
C#m                C#m7/B           F#7/A#
someday you'll be out of food and guns
                                 B
And then you'll have to make the call

    A                E               G#7                 C#m  (E)
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
    A             E                 G#7             C#m  (E)
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
    A
But Tom, that's what I do,
      Am
and I plan on eating you slowly


[chorus]
E E    B B           A A             B B
All we want to do is eat your brains
            E E                  B B                     A
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

E E    B B           A A             B B
All we want to do is eat your brains
            C#m C#m         G#m G#m           A
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       A    E    F#m7
If you open up the doors
A         E      A        B
We'll all come inside and eat your
E
brains


[bridge]
            G               Bdim7     F
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
         Fm                             C
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
          G               Bdim7           Am
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
          E
I guess I am


[solo]
E E | B B
A A | B B
E E | B B
A

E E   | B B
A A   | B B
C#m C#m | G#m G#m
A C#m


[verse]
C#m                A                  E                  B/D#
 I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
   C#m                A             B      E/B B
 I know we'll get to common ground somehow

Adim7
Meanwhile I'll report back to my
C#m                  C#m7/B          F#7/A#
colleagues who were chewing on the doors
                             B
I guess we'll table this for now

    A               E                G#7         C#m  (E)
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
A                  E                  G#7          C#m  (E)
Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell

          A
And we'll put this thing to bed
Am
When I bash your head open


[chorus]
E E    B B           A A             B B
All we want to do is eat your brains
            E E                  B B                     A
We're not unreasonable, (I mean) no one's gonna eat your eyes

E E    B B           A A             B B
All we want to do is eat your brains
            C#m C#m         G#m G#m           A
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:

       A    E    F#m7
If you open up the doors
A         E      A        B
We'll all come inside and eat your
E  Esus4  E
brains